hello friend

coexisters:

if when I’m older I don’t end up living in an apartment in a big city with a group of my closest friends and we don’t get ourselves into comically awkward situations and spend every day hanging out and making memories together I will be very disappointed because every sitcom ever will have misguided me

• child: daddy!!!
• me: don't say that

meladoodle:

*wakes up from a coma* WHAT ARE THE NEW MEMES. WHAT MEMES DID I MISS

clingybrat:

sex for the first time

fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

moriartyalwayslives:

champagnepadre:

i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

what

i’m going to go ahead and pretend you guys have missed seeing me on your dash

anyway i’ll be posting my last 10 posts today because i’m sick of taking forever to transition into my new blog.

bitter-enigma:

why do teenage white girls want to be mentally ill so bad

“i overthink things so im self diagnosed w/ anxiety” lmao fuck off

youcantcancelquidditch:

nightvails:

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

stumposaurusrex:

jackpumpkinqueen:

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…